Damn! He is a Tea-Egg!!
My yolk is still broken now...
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By Miss Egg
5/28/20251 min read


“I'm already at the gate.”
Hi Wollagedaily,
I’m Miss Egg from Milk Farm, and I have a story that might crack you up! Recently, I encountered a “catfishing” situation on our favorite social media platform, Shellbook. It's quite popular here, and it was there that I met Mr. Egg from Chocolate Farm. He seemed like a charming fellow, and he warmly invited me to visit Chocolate Farm. Since I had some time off, I thought, why not take a relaxing day trip to Chocolate Farm?
The day was perfect, the sun was shining, and I was ready for my little adventure. I hopped into my egg carton and took the bumpy ride that lasted nearly two hours to reach Chocolate Farm. By the time I arrived, I felt like my yolk was scrambled!
Mr. Egg sent a message saying he was waiting for me at the gate.
Excitedly, I got out of the carton and began to search for him. But oh my goodness! Is that him? I couldn’t believe my eyes. The dashing egg I had seen in his photos had turned into a dark, wrinkled tea egg! It was nothing like what I expected.
The handsome egg I thought I knew had been a complete shell game. It seems the vibrant colors of Chocolate Farm might have been hiding more than just a sweet surprise!
“Ahahaha, sorry about this! I've gotten a bit tanned recently. Let's head to the café and sit for a while.”
Mr. Egg—oh, I mean Mr. Tea Egg—noticed my confusion and awkwardly explained,
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This little egg-scapade has certainly taught me a thing or two about online egg-quaintances, and now my yolk is still a little broken.

